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Dehydrated Water. Just Add Water!

Make thirst disappear with our new formula that when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. So practical – we couldn’t believe it wasn’t available sooner! A real product featuring a 16oz steel can for long-term storage. How else would you be able to store dehydrated water?

$10.99 (as of June 27, 2019, 3:21 am) & FREE Shipping. Details

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Is this real life?

If you’re not sure, then you may be dehydrated. Which of course can be cured quickly by just a pinch of dehydrated water mixed in equal parts with water!

But seriously, what the hell is this product?

As we stated earlier, this is a 16oz can of Dehydrated Water, specially formulated by Witty Yeti for long-term stability. All you have to do is add water!

Is your formula patented?

We are in a small disagreement with the patent office at the moment. After our first application, they simply responded with, “lol” which we did not appreciate.

30-Day Free Returns & Satisfaction Guaranteed!

If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back!

JUST ADD WATER TO THIS HILARIOUS PRODUCT. Make thirst disappear with our new formula that when diluted, can make up to infinite gallons of water. So practical – we couldn’t believe it wasn’t available sooner!
YES, THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT featuring a 16oz steel can for long-term storage. How else would you be able to store dehydrated water?
GUARANTEED TO GET LAUGHS. Any of your friends into prepping, survival or camping and hiking? We guarantee they will laugh their asses off when you give them this critical element of any preparedness strategy.
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101-DAY 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! We stand behind all of our products. If you’re not 100% COMPLETELY SATISFIED, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!

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