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Jizz the Game

This hilarious spunky junky game is great fun at any adult party, from hen nights to birthday celebrations, we’re sure you’ll have a ball!

$14.99

We don’t mean to sound cocky, but adult novelty gifts are totally our forte, and it’s been a schlong time since we’ve come across something as crude, rude and delightfully nutty as the Jizz game!

This naughty game is the perfect way to pump up your party with some cock n roll! The rules are simple; roll the left bollock to reveal the number of times you must pump the prick, and roll the right bollock to reveal which direction you must point it in- your mouth, your face, the person next to you… you get the jizzt. You never know which pump will get our pink peen to splurge the fapple-juice, so pass it around and hope you beat the wiener!

But please don’t get the wrong end of the dick; to avoid getting an eyeful of alcohol, we recommend playing this drinking game with water (but if you want to fill it with Pinot or Pina Colada it’s not like we can stop you…)

This hilarious spunky junky game is great fun at any adult party, from hen nights to birthday celebrations, we’re sure you’ll have a ball!

About The Product

  • Beating off the stiff competition
  • Looking to spice up your party? We’ve got a boner to pick with you!
  • Apologies for all the rude puns. I don’t know what came over me.
  • Satisfying pump action
  • Fill the bollocky base with liquid
  • Roll the left ball to reveal how many times the player must pump (3, 4, 5, or 6) Roll the right ball to reveal which direction you should point the shaft (face, chest, mouth, person to the left, person to the right)
  • Please note the penis does not squirt every time you pump it- it’s got stamina
  • After use, always empty the liquid from the container, pump Jizz to make sure no liquid remains, and wipe clean.
  • For adults only!
  • Definitely not a game for kids, prudes or the faint of heart!
  • Measures approx. 8 inches tall. Impressive!

What Do You Get?

  • 1 x Jizz Game
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